Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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