is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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