Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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