He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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