very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
