Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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