You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
