I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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