My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
This toilet bowl is my home.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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