The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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