That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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