It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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