I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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