yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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