Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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