using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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