At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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