So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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