Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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