i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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