she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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