you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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