Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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