i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i wish my penis had a tongue
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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