Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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