if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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