So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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