she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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