There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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