we should wear snuggies to the strip club
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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