I can't watch pbs sober anymore
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
MIDGETS
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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