How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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