Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
