did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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