My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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