His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I think I just sharted jello shots
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