So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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