i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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