i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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