i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
