How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
