Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
do herpes really smell.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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