bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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