u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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