i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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