Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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