Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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