Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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