I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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