As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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