i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
