and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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