Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Just puked most of my soul out..
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