he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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