Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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