K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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