oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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