sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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