We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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