I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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