she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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